She Chanty
When I sailed to Seattle from South Caroline
The shock to my culture was blowing my mind
But I found my thrill up on Capitol Hill
With the GBLTQ kind
(chorus)
Are you a lad or are you a lassie
Or the truly androgynous type?
I’m not so sure about the cut of your skirt
But you look mighty nice in tights
That one looks like an outcast from beyond Thunderdome
And there’s a mixed metro-sexual from the outskirts of Rome
I don’t think they’re a couple but you just never know
You can’t judge a man by her clothes
Is that a new piercing I see through your nose?
And is that all ink or some wild pantyhose?
And if that’s really your hair then your mother should know
I think you’re just lucky it grows
Thomas Hubbard (2/6/2009)
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