Road Rage

(chorus)

Where do all you people go so early in the morning?

Are you driving off to work in your automobiles?

Don’t you understand you are all in my way right now?

Don’t you have a clue this is not a parking lot?

 

If you don’t speed up I am going to light a fire

Underneath your cute little candy ass

Yo momma never told you when it’s right to pull over?

Yo momma never told you the left lane is there to pass?

 

Don’t you come any closer I can smell your breakfast bagel

You better get back or I am stomping on my brakes

I don’t know how you’re able to eat and use your cell phone

One idiot like you is more than I can take

 

If you cut me off I am going to slash your tires

When you stop for gas at the convenience store

And if you go on in to get a refill on your coffee

I hope you don’t look back while I am keying your doors

 

 

Thomas Hubbard (9/19/2007) 

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